13/03/1980: Dear Diary: I was in a chilli con carne competition when I saw a mother and daughter with their chilli. I looked over at them and shouted at them "Hey two people can't work on the same chill! That's cheating!". She smiled at me telling me it was "just for fun" or some shit like that. So I walked away about... 10-20 feet? Then I ran over and pushed over their Chilli. The mother gave me a frustrated look as the daughter cried and said they were going home. Just to make sure I broke the daughter's arm. Nobody fucks with the Chilli king!