15/03/1980: Dear Diary: I decided to follow a woman home to her home in a rural area. I broke in and hid in her shower all day waiting for her to come in so I could watch her get naked. The next day she finally started undressing and I started masturbating as it was extremely sexually arousing. Though I guess I was too loud because the bitch pepper sprayed me! If you ask me my mom should chill the fuck out. She saw me naked when I was little!