TITLE: Pepsi Man Saves Devan's Nothingness
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: Pepsi Man, Devan the Robot
WRITERS: Friend 1, Friend 2, Supa Blam Time
RATED ALL AGES
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Friend #1.
Devan the Robot sat around. The server is pretty quiet today, so he was all silent and alone. All he could do was kick around an old can of coke, the only thing going through his head was "man, I could do for some refreshments...". and just like that, without a word needing to be said, Pepsi Man bolted up like a meerkat, alerted to the mere thought of someone in need of a can. and so he began to bolt it into Supa Blam Times DM's to get him a can of Pepsi.
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Friend #2.
The robot was quite pissed about this. He saw to be himself in that very moment and spilled oil onto him, claiming it was several aborted foetuses. Pepsi Man wasn’t phased as he’d tried foetuses before and knew they were more of the bony texture than goopy. Devan felt himself go insane when he heard a very distant PEPSI MAAAAN and he malfunctioned so hard he killed all the fish in a nearby ocean with his sparks. Fuck all those fish in particular.
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Supa Blam Time
THIS FISH RIGHT HERE DESERVES TO DIE! Devan screamed on his social media as Pespi Man continued to Aura Farm Devan the Robot as Devan continues to get successfully rage baited. Devan got rage baited so hard he got off twitter and moved to 4chan. In which he now found peace discussing his hobby of smothering his body in oil made from crushed foetuses.
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